When she wakes, breakfast glares her in the face
And when she tries to help clean, you’ll say
She doesn’t lift a finger today.
Give her money and send her on her way, tell
her to splurge in pampering herself, cause today is her day
When the sun goes down, send her
to a night out on the town
Worrying about who’s watching the kids? Don’t bother
She gets to leave the kids with their father.
Happy Mother’s Day!